Thursday, October 16, 2003

Dear Ms. Lansbury,

Happy 78th Birthday!

Tonight, 11 o’clock, my place. You, me, a box of wine, and I’m cooking up some Steak-Umms. Just the way you like ’em.

See you there, sexy.


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