Saturday, October 4, 2008

Sarah Palin,
Sarah Palin,
Sarah Palin.

I woke up
this morning
berating you

but now I pity
the old dude
debating you

and sort of wish
to be dating you.

You would be
one hot veep,
a heartbeat away

from becoming
our nation’s
first PILF.

Aaron Belz lives in Los Angeles.

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Underrated Indecision* All this week at Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 blog, Y.P.R. will be whoring its sociopolitical influence to examine the United States' most underrated executive understudies.
Veep This As we ready for tonight's big debate between Garry Marshall and Betty Rubble, let us take a moment to remember some of our greatest vice presidents past. Or, at least, the two who've shot someone.

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