Y.P.R. Is Hiring
Must be able to mend leather shoes, boots, sandals. 3 years cobbling or cobbling-related experience please. Darning socks a plus.
Looking for exp'd wheelwright to craft sturdy wooden wagon wheels. Part-time/full-time.
We've got tons of tin just laying around. Some in foil balls, most in big sheets. We'd like somebody who can help us build a monument or something.
Y.P.R. has babies due birthing. All we've got is a bucket of water and a towel. Immediate opening (no pun intended).
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