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Monday, June 4, 2007

Entourage Chat Room

by Brendon Lloyd

arygold666: hey E vince might not get the movie pls hold
[_E_]: O NOEZ WHAT R WE GOING TO DO DAMN TERTELZ QUIT SPENDING ALL THE MONEY WTF
tERTELZ: man why u gotta h8
*** VINCE_CHASE has entered
VINCE_CHASE: hey u guys whats wrong
[_E_]: nothing
DR4M4: i made nachos
VINCE_CHASE: kk lets go to the party
*** VINCE_CHASE has left
*** [_E_] has left
*** tERTELZ has left
*** arygold666 has left
*** DR4M4 has left
*** VINCE_CHASE has entered
*** DR4M4 has entered
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*** arygold666 has entered
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arygold666: hey n/m about what i said vince got the movie
[_E_]: OMG I THOT HE WOULD NOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!@#!@
VINCE_CHASE: NEW MOTORCYCLES AND SEX WITH LADIEZ 4 EVERY1!!!!
DR4M4: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tERTELZ: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brendon Lloyd has trouble opening up to people. Maybe it's because he puts up emotional walls to protect himself from being hurt. It all started in his childhood, which is actually a long story. But he will tell it to you if you really want.
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