Sheen Machine: Every Single Episode of Two and a Half Men
Since the CBS sitcom is on hiatus in wake of Mr. Sheen's galactic shitshow,
Y.P.R. hereby republishes all 177 episodes of ribald mediocrity, handily condensed into one easy page.
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Every Single Episode of Two and a Half Men
ALAN and JAKE are dressed and eating breakfast. CHARLIE, disheveled, wearing robe, enters and pours himself coffee. He joins them at the table.
The Unhappy Life of Johnny Zapfinger, the Boy Who Could Shoot Lightning from His Finger
Or else what? You'll use your lightning finger to fry me to a crisp? Or maybe you'll just give me a quick zap and teach me a lesson in humility that'll forever change my perspective on the narrow definition of what it means to be normal, and which will positively affect the way I'll interact with people from this day forward?
Now That I'm an International Jewel Thief
Greetings from the French Riviera. That's right. The postmark is real. I've gone ahead and done it. I've become an international jewel thief, just as I said I would. Remember how you roared with delight the first time I admitted this secret desire of mine ...