Monday, January 20, 2003 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities
Happy Birthday, Buzz Aldrin!
January 20, 1930 | Buzz Aldrin | astronaut
Dear Commander Aldrin,
Greetings from planet Earth! And happy 72nd birthday! Wow! Do you age faster in space? or slower? The movies I’ve seen seem to differ in opinion on the subject. Also, is it true that water flushes down the toilet the OPPOSITE way in outer space? So weird!
Anyway, all of us Earthlings are wishing you a very merry birthday, Space Commander Buzz! I hope you get back soon, and have nothing but smooth sailing up there in the stars until then. Remember: if you meet any aliens, they might be hostile, even if they claim to “come in peace.” Set phasers on stun, Commander.
To infinity, and beyond!
Josh Abraham