Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!
Happy Birthday! I know everybody’s buying you frankincense and myrrh and Xbox for your birthday, so we were totally stumped. You’re a hard person to shop for! But then we remembered that carpentry was one of your hobbies, so we were thinking maybe you could use a new sander or workbench or something, but we didn’t want to get you something you already had, so we got you a 25-dollar gift certificate to Ace Hardware. Ace is the place! Ace! Enjoy!
Joy to the world, peace unto you, God bless us everyone, etc., etc., etc.
Happy 2003rd Birthday!
Yankee Pot Roast