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Tuesday, August 19, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Frank McCourt!

August 19, 1930 | Frank McCourt | author

Dear Mr. McCourt,

Happy 73rd Birthday!

Mr. McCourt, have you ever even been to an early 20th-century Irish ghetto? I doubt it. For one thing, your books make no mention of leprechauns, and everybody knows real Irish ghettos are overrun with the damn imps. They’re in plague proportions. I suggest you do some real research before you write your next Pulitzer Prize-winning book. You don’t even have to go anywhere; just look it up on the Internet, stupid.

Happy Birthday!

Josh Abraham