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Dear Jen, I’m sorry. I know you’re still in a state of shock, but the truth is, we were doomed from the start. For one thing, I’m a winter, you’re a fall. Plus, I never told you this, but several…
by Bobby Rufferto
Loraine? “Yes, Burt?” Are you sleeping? “No.” *Sigh.* “Is something wrong, honey?” No. Yes… Loraine, how come you don’t pick nits off my back anymore? “Burt—” Are you having an affair? “…” You are. I knew it. You…
No More Fun
by Nick Jezarian
Citizens, gather round. Come one, come all. Yes, even you, my little bespectacled devil—Oh, aren’t you a cutie? I bet you’re a lot like Claire Forlani; remove those specs and reveal a sweet nymph. The reason I have called this…
Postmodern Irony Final Exam
by Josh Abraham
PMI-110A: Introduction to Postmodern Irony/Ironic Postmodernism Final Exam Section IV: Essay Please select one (1) topic from the first three questions, one (1) from the middle three questions, and one (1) from the last three questions. Answer each in the…
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Christ Doce! Esse prostitute é realmente um homem!
Sweet Christ, that prostitute is really a man!