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Polish Fact

Two equal horizontal bands of white (top) and red (bottom); similar to the flags of Indonesia and Monaco which are red (top) and white (bottom)

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Golpéeme, bebé, una más vez.
Hit me, baby, one more time.

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Literary Crapulence
Monday, October 27, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Roberto Benigni!

October 27, 1952 | Roberto Benigni | Italian

Dear Roberto,

Happy 51st Birthday!

I want to make love to your special day with the loins I have! I want to play peek-a-boo with funbags and say hello to the world! This is a great day for me and to celebrate your birthday would be very good! Come join me in the grabbing of the crotches! Birthdays are fun!

It’s not so fucking funny when someone does it to you is it? Tighten up your acceptance speeches, jerk.

Happy Birthday!