Happy Birthday, Roberto Benigni!
Happy 51st Birthday!
I want to make love to your special day with the loins I have! I want to play peek-a-boo with funbags and say hello to the world! This is a great day for me and to celebrate your birthday would be very good! Come join me in the grabbing of the crotches! Birthdays are fun!
It’s not so fucking funny when someone does it to you is it? Tighten up your acceptance speeches, jerk.