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Kill Bill, Vol. II: Please Watch It

by Quentin Tarantino*

Hey everybody, Q.T. here, glad y’all liked my chop-sockey bloodfest, Kill Bill, Volume I, starring the lovely, the super-sexy, Ms. Uma and my personal god, Sonny “Kung-Pao” Chiba. But, man, let me tell you the good stuff doesn’t even start…

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(The Republic of Poland)

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Monday, October 20, 2003   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Jerry Orbach!

October 20, 1935 | Jerry Orbach | actor

Dear Jerry,

Happy 68th Birthday!

Jerry, you’ve been playing a cop on “Law & Order” and its ridiculous spinoffs for like 45 years already. I thought the police department had a really good pension program. When are you going to retire?

These are your golden years, Jerr. Don’t waste ’em. Happy 68th!

Josh Abraham