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The DeVito Code
“Off the record, on the Q.T., and very hush-hush.” Sid Hudgens, L.A. Confidential “There’s nothing you can get from a book that you can’t get from a television faster.” Harry Wormwood, Matilda “You don’t really think you’ll win ….
The Human Campaign
by Victor Lembrey
The supermarket’s called Freshboy Slim’s. Today’s special is used grapes. A bird flies in and everybody goes nuts. A guy yells, “We’re all gonna die you bitches!” He dives into a display of oranges, then farts. The oranges roll all…
How I Quit Smoking
by Cheryl Chambers
1. The Lozenge So I’m at work and I realize that I need to have copies of a letter to this client — deadline yesterday — for my boss. I go to the copier. Put the paper on the little…
I Love Scrushy
by Richard Grayson.
This unforgettable sitcom lasted six seasons, during which the wacky, dictatorial but lovable star, HealthSouth C.E.O. Richard M. (“Red”) Scrushy, stole millions and delighted millions more with his corporate shenanigans and auditing antics. The shows featured Scrushy’s zany attempts to…
Dear Regal Cinemas
by David Abraham
Michael L. Campbell Co-C.E.O., Regal Entertainment Group 7132 Regal Lane Knoxville, Tennessee, 37918 January 22, 2004 Dear Mr. Campbell, While we may have had our scuffles in the past, this time you have gone too far with your latest…
Recently Returned Letters to Santa
by Brian Hughes
Dear Santa, I woke up this morning wearing a pair of Capri pants and a tight, white T-shirt that read, “Screw Charles, I’M IN CHARGE.” Do you know anything about this? Confusedly Yours, Armen Katein Dear Santa, I was wondering,…
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Ik heb twee draaischijven en een microfoon.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.