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Monday, February 2, 2004   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Christie Brinkley

February 2, 1954 | Christie Brinkley | uptown girl

Dear Christie,

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sooooo sorry. Please take me back. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Pleeeeeeeeeeease.

Still,
Billy Joel

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