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Thursday, March 1, 2007   |    Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Ja Rule!

February 29, 1976 | Ja Rule | rapper

Dear Ja,

So I’ve heard you’re from Hollis, Queens. Holla! My grandmoms lives in Hollis, too. Holla! Holla! Do you know her? She’s a sweet old lady. Holla. If you’re in Hollis anytime soon, she lives on Hillside right off 182nd Street. Holla! Holla! You should stop by. I bet she’d knit you a scarf if you asked politely. Holla scarf! And maybe even make you a sandwich on challah bread. Challah!

Holla birthday!

Nick Jezarian