Happy Birthday, Penn Jillette!
How do you do that trick where take away your assistant’s vocal cords? See, I’ve got this assistant at the office—she’s an excellent worker, and quite a peach, but something of a chatterbox. It’s always yap, yap, yap, all day long. I can’t take it. I don’t want to fire her, I just want her to shut up for a little while. At least until her mother is either cured or dead from lupus, because if I have to listen to her complain about that anymore I’m going to lose it.
Thanks, and have a happy birthday.